Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney – I hope all of you…


“I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don’t return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn’t want that to happen, would you.”
-Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney – Death is a distant rumor…


“Death is a distant rumor to the young.”
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Andy Rooney – A writer’s job is to…


“A writer’s job is to tell the truth.”
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Andy Rooney – Most of us end up…


“Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.”
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Andy Rooney – All men are not created…


“All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.”
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Andy Rooney – Making duplicate copies and computer…


“Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.”
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Andy Rooney – The average bright young man…


“The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.”
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Andy Rooney – I don’t like food that’s…


“I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.”
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Andy Rooney – The average dog is a…


“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
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Andy Rooney – People will generally accept facts…


“People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.”
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