Dave Barry

Dave Barry – I am not the only…


“I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”
-Dave Barry

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Dave Barry – It always rains on tents…


“It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.”
-Dave Barry

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Dave Barry – The problem with writing about…


“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.”
-Dave Barry

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Dave Barry – Geographically, Ireland is a medium…


“Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.”
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Dave Barry – Bill Gates is a very…


“Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.”
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Dave Barry – Camping is nature’s way of…


“Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.”
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Dave Barry – Hobbies of any kind are…


“Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.”
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Dave Barry – The simple truth is that…


“The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.”
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Dave Barry – Guys are simple… women are…


“Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.”
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Dave Barry – It was Public Art, defined…


“It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.”
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