George Burns

George Burns – I’m very pleased to be…


“I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.”
-George Burns

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George Burns – When I was a boy…


“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
-George Burns

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George Burns – I would go out with…


“I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.”
-George Burns

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George Burns – I can’t afford to die…


“I can’t afford to die I’d lose too much money.”
-George Burns

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George Burns – Sex at age 90 is…


“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
-George Burns

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George Burns – I’d rather be a failure…


“I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.”
-George Burns

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George Burns – You can’t help getting older…


“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.”
-George Burns

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George Burns – Retirement at sixty-five is…


“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
-George Burns

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George Burns – I’m at the age now…


“I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.”
-George Burns

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George Burns – I look to the future…


“I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.”
-George Burns

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