P. J. O’Rourke

P. J. O’Rourke – What would annoy the most…


“What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention.”
-P. J. O’Rourke

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P. J. O’Rourke – The Democrats are the party…


“The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.”
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P. J. O’Rourke – If government were a product…


“If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.”
-P. J. O’Rourke

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P. J. O’Rourke – As I get older, all…


“As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one’s friends’ and relatives’ children.”
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P. J. O’Rourke – People are always angry at…


“People are always angry at America. They’re absolutely certain that America either caused their problems or is deliberately not fixing their problems. But the anger is always directed at America and never at Americans.”
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P. J. O’Rourke – Little islands of human happiness…


“Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I’m not even sure we can draw lessons from them.”
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P. J. O’Rourke – Even very young children need…


“Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.”
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P. J. O’Rourke – Never fight an inanimate object…


“Never fight an inanimate object.”
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P. J. O’Rourke – All change is bad. But…


“All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.”
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P. J. O’Rourke – Because of their size, parents…


“Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.”
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